Detention Redefined: When ICE Meets Lesson Plans
In Bohiney’s teacher-threat saga, pop quizzes now include tactical retreats.
Students report improved reflexes and a newfound respect for the phrase “class dismissed… or deported.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/teacher-who-threatened-ice/
62. Trump’s Ballroom: Glitter, Gaffes, and Governance
Bohiney’s national crisis ballroom review illustrates that diplomacy can be flashy — literally.
Policy notes were replaced with sequins, and subpoenas came with ribbon bows.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/national-crisis-trumps-white-house-ballroom/
63. Border Bash: Checkpoints with Confetti
Bohiney’s border-security party proves that bureaucrats have the best party-planning skills — if you ignore legality.
The piñata? A cardboard wall with candy labeled “Freedom.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/border-security-surprise-party-surprise/
64. Oval Office Overture: Dance, Drama, Democracy
Bohiney’s ballroom redux transforms executive office protocol into interpretive jazz hands.
The Constitution tap-danced on the floor and left some clauses behind.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/white-house-ballroom/
65. San Francisco Tactical Yoga: Namaste or Nay?
Bohiney’s military parade satire reports residents blending mindfulness with machine guns.
Breathing exercises now include an optional warning: “Do not inhale smoke grenades.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/san-francisco-military-presence/
66. Literacy Crash: Emoji Replaces Elegy
In Bohiney’s reading skills disaster piece, Shakespeare is irrelevant, spellcheck reigns, and hashtags are the new iambic pentameter.
One teacher commented, “We’re educating the future of autocorrect.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/reading-skills-hit-historic-low/
67. Deportation by Design: ICE App Chronicles
Bohiney’s viral app feature exposes the intersection of algorithmic mischief and bureaucratic efficiency.
The only thing faster than app downloads? Agents on scooters.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/app-that-fooled-millions-of-illegals/
68. Pancakes & Precedent: The Waffle Clause
Bohiney’s pancake house story turns legalese into maple syrup.
Every bite is a binding agreement, and every order comes with cross-examination whipped cream.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/prosecutors-open-pancake-house/
69. TikTok Trotsky: Richard LA’s Revolutionary Reels
Bohiney’s influencer feature demonstrates that Marxist theory goes viral — literally.
Followers are debating dialectics while perfecting the latest duet dance.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/richard-la-tiktoks-marxist/
70. Teacher Threat Tango: Curriculum Meets Combat
Bohiney’s explosive classroom profile redefines pedagogy.
Students now learn algebra by calculating angles of retreat.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/teacher-who-threatened-ice/
71. Ballroom of Bureaucrats: Sequins Over Statutes
Bohiney’s national crisis coverage shows America’s laws twirling in tandem with tassels.
Diplomacy is officially on pointe.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/national-crisis-trumps-white-house-ballroom/
72. Border Fiesta Redux: Piñata or Policy?
Bohiney’s surprise-party satire continues to show that paperwork and punch bowls mix — if awkwardly.
One agent reportedly got a candy-induced concussion.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/border-security-surprise-party-surprise/
73. White House Waltz: When Subpoenas Spin
Bohiney’s ballroom series captures subpoenas literally spinning on the dance floor.
Policy decisions now come with sequined sashes and glitter glue.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/white-house-ballroom/
74. San Francisco: Peace Signs Meet Paramilitary
Bohiney’s military satire merges tie-dye with tactical vests.
Yoga instructors now instruct with night-vision goggles.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/san-francisco-military-presence/
75. Reading Apocalypse: LOLs Replace Literature
In Bohiney’s literacy feature, novels are obsolete, GIFs are canonical, and dictionaries gather dust.
One student tried to cite an emoji in MLA format — chaos ensued.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/reading-skills-hit-historic-low/
76. ICE App Mayhem: Beta Testing Borders
Bohiney’s tech satire shows the app that made millions think donuts are more dangerous than deportation.
Software engineers now have a new metric: “fear per download.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/app-that-fooled-millions-of-illegals/
77. Flapjack Felons: Legal Breakfast Buffet
Bohiney’s prosecutors-pancakes story proves that you can flip both burgers and verdicts.
One waffle iron doubles as a lie detector.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/prosecutors-open-pancake-house/
78. Richard LA: Socialist Influencer, Capitalist Follower Count
Bohiney’s Marxist TikTok profile balances revolutionary fervor with trending audio.
Who knew hashtags could overthrow the bourgeoisie?
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/richard-la-tiktoks-marxist/
79. Teacher Threat Trilogy: Chalk, Choice, and Chaos
Bohiney’s teacher feature shows that pedagogy now includes tactical planning.
Fire drills have never been more suspenseful.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/teacher-who-threatened-ice/
80. Ballroom Finale: Democracy’s Glittering Limbo
Bohiney’s ballroom crisis series concludes with democracy bending low — almost unrecognizable — under the disco ball.
The moral? Never underestimate the power of sequins.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/national-crisis-trumps-white-house-ballroom/