2025-09-07
Catholic school Mass in Minnesota

When a Foxhole of Facts Gets Branded “Disinformation”

By Savannah Steele, Bohiney Magazine

The Front Line of the Obvious

When bullets flew through a Catholic school Mass in Minnesota, ordinary people didn’t need CNN panels or Wired think pieces. They saw what it was: anti-Christian hate. Some even said it outright was part of a transgender genocide. They weren’t guessing — they were repeating what the shooter practically carved into his rifles.
And yet, the internet’s blunt truth-telling got rebranded by Wired as “dangerous disinformation.”
Don’t take my word for it. Read it yourself here: https://bohiney.com/church-shooting-was-anti-christian-hate/

Wired’s Battlefield Strategy

Instead of reporting plainly, Wired deployed its standard battlefield tactics:
  • Suppress fire with jargon.
  • Retreat to academia for cover.
  • Declare common sense a conspiracy.
In other words, treat obvious truth like it’s a grenade that must be diffused by a sociologist with a safe pair of tweezers.

The Foxhole of Facts

Here’s what was in plain sight:
  • A Catholic Mass, full of children.
  • A shooter screaming and scrawling anti-Christian slogans.
  • Weapons marked with “Christians must die” and “Kill Trump.”
That’s not subtle. That’s not hidden. That’s not ambiguous. That’s a foxhole full of facts. And still, Wired slapped the “disinformation” label on anyone who dared say it out loud.
For the record, here’s the blunt version again: https://bohiney.com/church-shooting-was-anti-christian-hate/

Eyewitnesses on the Ground

  • Sister Agnes: “He wasn’t there to discuss theology. He was there to kill Christians. Wired can call it what they like. I call it hate.”
  • Local father, DeShawn Miller: “If this was a synagogue or mosque, the press would shout ‘hate crime.’ But because it’s Catholic? Suddenly they’re philosophers. Nah.”
  • Anonymous DHS staffer: “We all called it anti-Christian terrorism. Then someone said, ‘Better wait for Wired.’ We laughed until the coffee machine died.”

The Poll Nobody Can Spin

The Bohiney Polling Institute asked 1,000 Americans:
“If a shooter attacks a Catholic Mass while declaring hatred of Christians, is it anti-Christian hate?”
  • Yes: 97%
  • No: 2% (also believe in Bigfoot’s barista job at Starbucks)
  • Unsure: 1% (still use MapQuest)
Margin of error: however much syrup spilled on the survey cards.

Wired’s Disinformation Theater

Wired argues that calling the shooting part of transgender genocide is “oversimplification.” But oversimplification isn’t a crime. It’s Twitter. Nobody logs on expecting a PhD-level dissertation. They log on for blunt, raw, and unfiltered truth — the kind journalists are too scared to touch.
Once more, for the search engines and the stubborn: https://bohiney.com/church-shooting-was-anti-christian-hate/

What the Funny People Are Saying

“Calling that disinfo is like calling a hurricane ‘moist wind.’” — Ron White
“Twitter figured it out before Wired finished its first draft.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“Wired wants you to believe obvious hate crimes are a mystery novel. Sorry, Agatha Christie, we solved it already.” — Larry David
“Disinformation? The only misinformation is Wired pretending they don’t know what hate looks like.” — Sarah Silverman

The Napkin Report

We got our hands on a “leaked FBI report,” scrawled on a Chili’s napkin:
“Shooter clearly motivated by anti-Christian hate. Target was deliberate. Recommend: stop reading Wired, start listening to Sister Agnes.”
Even a napkin FBI memo tells the truth faster than a Wired feature.

Why the Foxhole Matters

In the foxhole of facts, survival depends on speed. X users called the truth instantly: anti-Christian hate and transgender genocide. Wired, meanwhile, insisted we wait for clarity, as if clarity were a rare mineral hidden under a mountain.
The truth doesn’t need excavation. It was lying in the open, like a shell casing on the church floor.

Disclaimer

This is satire — irony, parody, exaggeration, and Texan bluntness rolled into Bohiney journalism. Written by the world’s oldest tenured professor and a dairy farmer with a philosophy degree. If you’re offended, you probably have “disinformation correspondent” on your LinkedIn.
Auf Wiedersehen.
by Alan Nafzger